So my sister and her roommate, who were involved in witnessing Susie's lowest point on my 20th birthday, just reminded me of what happened AFTER we got home from picking her up...
Susie was visibly upset from her public display of affection with a token black lesbian, or maybe the fact she missed out on McNuggets. Either way, she was not pleased... and NOT ready for bed. We were all congregating in my bedroom, trying to get to bed, when I offered a nugget to Susie. Being the asshole I am, I didn't just hand her said nugget, I threw it towards her. Hot messie Susie could barely stumble her way to my bathroom across the hall, let alone catch the smallest nugget from my batch.
The nugget went missing and Susie went on a violent rampage to locate it. In the meantime, she threw anything that was in her way across all directions of my bedroom, including my computer chair, which she hoisted above her head and chucked onto my bed. This would be somewhat acceptable, considering her current state of mind, but she threw the chair on some unfortunate twat who was passed out in my bed. She. Didn't. Move. That computer chair was a clunker, probably as old as I... yet that bitch must've been just as fucked as Susie for not waking up.
I eventually locked Susie out of my bedroom so I could sleep peacefully. She retreated to the living room where she most likely stayed up until sunrise twiddling her thumbs and having conversations with herself since no one else was awake... Something Susie still does to this day.
-DMS
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