Social Media Birthday Blasts

I was graced with many birthday collages this year... Here they are. 

Oh Chels, my bestie and future roomie in El Lay, those are some primo pics you've got on your hands! I expected worse haha

Cort, is it weird we are doing the exact same pose two years in a row!? #Jamboprobz 

Toad, I thought I burned all those... lmao #middleschoolprobz #fatkidslovecake 

Oh #ChessietheBestie... loved this one... We look better as zombies.

Probably my favorite, no offense, but my sister does have access to some fantastic throwbacks... considering she's my sister and all. Loved this, Breezy!

DEM LEGZ!! And how sexual were we bottom-right!? Thanks Chelsea!

Lolololz I wouldn't expect anything more random from muh gurl Madi Mo... She's gonna be on Ellen someday!

My half sister from another mister and I don't mess around. #classy

Erika, I apologize if I tackled or molested you that day :/ #Alpha4Lyfe

Carlita was sure to have some good ones... and she did. Thanks for capturing me in a somewhat acceptable behavior... I'm trying so hard to become a real adult.

Muh OG gurl AnnaMariah found a good one... #OGbabies

Oh, you know, stuffing a cat in my UPS uniform, dancing my brain off in LA, and flipping the camera off at Jambo... you caught some great ones, XANDRA <3

Literally am I licking your tit, Em? And didn't that get sent to our work group text!? LMAO, either way, it was totally acceptable! Loved this!

Another sister of mine, Carmen San Davis... Girl, you got it coming on your bday ;)

Erika and I love two things: boys and tacos. lolol

Finally, one of my best friends from kindyyygartenn... I knew she'd have some good ones as well, I'm such an attractive specimen of the male human species. #yeahright #sass

Thanks to all my friends who took time out of their day to embarrass me on social media... I truly do adore you. And thanks to everyone who celebrated with me on my birthday and/or in Columbus! I couldn't have a better group of friends!

I can't wait to see the rest of you twats that missed out on either of the above nights at my big party this Friday!! 

Thanks for making 24... well, 24. Fuck, I'm getting old.

-DMS