Recently, at a cabin in bumfucked Ohio, my friends and I were discussing their random visits to WVU over the years. One story stuck out: Fall Fest 2009. Fall Fest is WVU's "welcome back" party. They usually book semi-popular bands/singers that provide a "free" concert to all students, the first Monday of school. It is always hot AF in August at Fall Fest, the crowd is unbelievably large, belligerent, and unruly, and to this day, I don't remember a single Fall Fest. I've attended five. There's something wrong with that figure.
Several friends visited me that year, 2009. As we were reminiscing, one friend explained how she "touched Akon that night" and the other, let's call her Morgan, said, "I ate rat poison that night, nothing much else."
"Nothing much else"?! Really bitch?! Da fuck?!
The picture above shows Morgan surrounded by cigarettes, not her own, and the white powered behind her is some kind of rat poison/pesticide that legitimately found its way into her mouth that day. WTF
* Apparently, Morgan, who's real name is obviously not displayed, still didn't want her gorgeous, rat poison-infested face on my blog... so she requested to have her face blurred... whatthefuckever.
-DMS
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