Introductory

For some reason, you've come across my blog. Thanks, I'm honored, and in the long-run, I hope I don't disappoint. I'm Dylan, sometimes known as "dylsny", a nickname I coined for myself on twitter many years ago, that has inevitably expanded across many facets of social media. I'm a small-town guy with sights set on city living. I'm a grad student, server, token homosexual, and car enthusiast. I spend most my days pretending to be efficient and productive... and let's face it, acting like a respectable human being. Honestly, I'd much rather be living a life of thrills and debauchery in a place like El Lay, but find myself stuck in this godforsaken place known as West Virginia... for the time being.

I'm getting my masters in business from my alma mater, WVU. I decided to pursue this degree only because: I. Couldn't. Find. A. Fucking. Job. It will ultimately benefit myself in terms of future career endeavors, but I'd much rather just become BFFs with Chelsea Handler... or win the lottery... Lucky bitches. I'm highly sarcastic, somewhat motivated, one helluva good time, and truth be told, somewhat of a good person. My friends and family would (hopefully) second the aforementioned characteristics, but I' also slightly narcissistic, so I'm honestly unsure. 

Finally, I love to write, something people may not know about me. I decided to start this blog to bring humor to my readers, express my opinions and frustrations, and tell some unforgettable stories from my sometimes, unreal life. Hopefully you feel the same after reading some of my posts. Pass this shit along to friends, friends of friends, coworkers, what have you. (Maybe not your mother or a conservative uncle) I'd greatly appreciate it and will forever be in your debts.

With all that bullshit said, let the hilarity ensue.