September 19, 2014

I'm back, bitches.

After a long hiatus from my treasured blog, I've finally settled in California and plan on regularly posting for my viewers' pleasure. What's new and not-so-new?... I will continue to reminisce about hysterical, college-era stories, most likely involving a friend or two back home. They're some of the most entertaining stories I hold onto and surely put a smile on many faces... or they make readers feel relieved they never had the misfortune of meeting us in our drunken stupors. In addition, I will be offering advice to both men and women, sparking discussion with controversial topics, and highlighting what I thought would be the best and biggest change of my life: moving to California.

So, East-coasters, look for new posts on your lunch break and West-coasters, tune in during your daily commute. I promise there will be something worth reading on this rather useless, unintelligent, drunk-induced blog!

Enjoy your weekend, too, bitches! I may get crazy and actually leave my humble studio apartment... But, it's still very unlikely since I haven't made a single friend in Lalaland and hardly ever see the ones I had upon my move. Life is great, isn't it?

-dylsny

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